Man Lunch Law Blog.
Rule 1) Don't invite the axis of evil to dine with you during the lunch hour. This can be defined as your manager, or another team manager that you just don't like.
Rule 2) If you are the one who suggests going to lunch, you are fucking going to lunch. If you bail out, you buy lunch for everyone in the group. Including the axis of evil if you did not follow rule 1.
Rule 3) No tagalongs. Tagalongs are only welcome with a formal invite, or direct eye contact from all lunch goers, excluding the axis of evil.
Rule 4) If you tag along on the coat tails of one of the axis of evil, you will have a 6-month membership to the axis of evil. which can ony be waived through purchasing lunch for everyone, excluding the axis.
Rule 5) If you are invited to lunch by a pre-existing group and they have already decided on a location, you will not be able to suggest a new location.
Rule 6) If a woman tags along at lunch, she is subject to all language, innuendo, gestures and noises that men make.
Friday, May 2, 2008
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